"Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
It's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep them laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you"
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"Life's a piece of shit
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke
It's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep them laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you"
Sherlock as a drama/romance movie
What if post-Reichenbach John grows a moustache. And then one night he wakes up and Sherlock is shaving it off his face and that’s how he finds out Sherlock’s not dead.
Sherlock!AU: John Watson was assigned to spy on Sherlock Holmes, under the order of James Moriarty. He got too attached to Sherlock and when Moriarty realized this, he used it to his advantage. What Jim didn’t know was that John went to the other side and chose Sherlock, instead of being his ‘pet’.
there goes my heart. Y_YAU,in which Loki fell into Midgard and lost his memory,but some clips of his past just kept sneaking into his mind.
oh my god
OH MY GOD
DAMMIT I KNEW HE WASN’T DEAD BUT WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
DEER LAWD. WHAT THE HELL. I DON’T EVEN KNOW. WHEN IS SEASON 3.
Okay:
He jumped but managed to land somehow without dying. He got to the hospital or wherever and got someone (Mycroft? Really anyone would do) to help him replace…
Oh God. I just …
I think the entire fandom just needs a big hug right now.Anyone want to hear my theory?
The whole time, Sherlock kept saying to John, “Don’t take your eyes off of me,Just keep looking at me.” And remember how there was a truck there right before he jumped, and then it wasn’t there after he had jumped? What if Sherlock jumped into the truck, and Molly was setting up a fake dead Sherlock behind the truck the when Sherlock was talking to John. Because seriously, where did Molly go in all of this? Sherlock obviously asked her for help, but it was never mentioned again. John didn’t actually get to see the body up close or touch the body. What if Sherlock got away when John was knocked down by the bicyclist, and all of those people wouldn’t let John touch him or see him because they were somehow hired or something.
I know. It’s crazy. But possible.
I LIKE IT.
That.
Is.
BRILLIANT.
#for a moment I was expecting something like #YES MOMMY I PROMISED I’D CALL NO MOMMY I DON’T NEED YOU TO COME DOWN YES NOW CAN YOU HANG UP I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WITH MY NEMESIS #and then there’ll be this tinny voice cooing OH MY BABY BOY’S ALL GROWN UP NOW HE HAS FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A NEMESIS SAY HI TO HIM FOR ME … #INVITE HIM OVER FOR COOKIES SOMETIME #MA HE’S MY NEMESIS DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT NEMESIS MEANS #OH YOU SILLY BOYS AND YOUR SILLY FEUDS TELL HIM MY LEMONADE IS THE BEST #and then Moriarty will hang up and be all MY MOM SAYS HI
That tag. omg. That should have happened.
